Metaphorically Speaking

A and I saw a FLY while having our so called YOSI BREAK after playing a frustrating game of D.O.T.A. My Friend Noticed that this fly can't literally "fly" because one of its wing is damaged,
So I Said. . .

VN: Thats not a FLY thats a JUMP.

A: lol.

Then it came to me. . .

If I was a FLY and cannot "FlY" should I still be called a FLY?

Which Bothers me. . .

If I were that fly maybe. . . I'd be another evolutionary form of a Fly Called "Super Fly"

Co'z hes so stubborn that he knows flying is overrated, and intentionally he decides to jump and crawl instead, co'z it makes him more interesting, more different, more unique,less boring. . . more human. . .